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Real Psychology

Yes. They Are.

A complete advice column.

Larsen. The plant is new. The advice is not.
Larsen. The plant is new. The advice is not.

Q. I think my partner is lying about where they go after eleven. What should I do?

A. They are cheating. I say that with the full weight of a practice I no longer have and a vocabulary I kept. Anxious attachment will make you collect evidence. Avoidant attachment will make them call the evidence “a vibe.” The phone face-down is not a vibe. The phone face-down is a decision.

Q. How do I know if I am the problem?

A. You are also the problem. That does not make them faithful. Two things can be true. I used to bill for that sentence.

Q. Sarah says I should sleep before I make any choices.

A. Sarah is, this month, a dear friend and a once-fine diagnostician. Sleep will not make a liar into a partner. It will make you a better witness. Be a better witness. Then leave, or don't. I don't do couples anymore. I do verdicts.

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