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The Shed & Surveillance Issue
28 pages, US Letter. Cashmere robe, alphabetizing at 4 a.m. Print $28 / Member Archive
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Volume One, Number Two
The Civic Hobbies & Unmarked Vans Issue
28 pages, Letter. Civic hobbies as tradecraft. Print $28 / Member Archive
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Volume One, Number Three
The Evidence, Storage & Airspace Issue
28 pages, Letter. Where things go when you move them. Print $28 / Member Archive
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Contents
- A Signature Is Not a VirtueThe Vigil · John Smith
- Give Me a Whoop Whoop If You AgreeMcGee at Large · Mark McGee
- A Quiet Flight in Miles CityCellar Notes · Joey the Plug
- On the Matter of Tiffany, AgainWhitmore, M.D. · Sarah Whitmore
- The Cameras Blink FirstField Notes · Unnamed, Unknown
- Acquisitions, Dentist-AdjacentArts & Crafts · Karen
- Yes. They Are.Real Psychology · Tera Larsen, Life Coach
- What the Pictures Already SaidPlates · Amy Dockery
- Shadow People EverywhereField Notes · Unnamed, Unknown
In this issue
The house is awake. The writing is dressed for dinner.
The Vigil
A Signature Is Not a Virtue
On prescription amphetamines, the Wehrmacht, and the lie that only one of these is medicine.
McGee at Large
Give Me a Whoop Whoop If You Agree
On transmissions, federal work, and the constitution of the people handling it.
Cellar Notes
A Quiet Flight in Miles City
On terroir, hospitality, and the Montana school.
Perimetre
“A floodlight is a promise.”
Motion-activated fixtures, hand-finished in brushed bronze.
Maison du Foil
Because signal deserves better.
Heavy-gauge, artisanal, food-safe.
Storrage
Your things, elsewhere.
Climate-controlled units. By appointment. No questions. Ever.