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Vol. I, No. 1 · The Shed & Surveillance Issue · $28.00 / Never Sleeps Free

The
Sophisticated
Tweaker

A quarterly journal for people who have definitely heard something outside.

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The Sophisticated Tweaker — Volume One

Three physical, US Letter issues. Buy them separately, as the Volume One bundle, or start a prepaid six- or twelve-issue print pass.

Issue One

Issue One

The Shed & Surveillance Issue

28 pages, US Letter. Cashmere robe, alphabetizing at 4 a.m. Physical print · $28

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 Issue Two

Volume One, Number Two

The Civic Hobbies & Unmarked Vans Issue

28 pages, Letter. Civic hobbies as tradecraft. Physical print · $28

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 Issue Three

Volume One, Number Three

The Evidence, Storage & Airspace Issue

28 pages, Letter. Where things go when you move them. Physical print · $28

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The Vigilance Issue

Contents

  1. A Signature Is Not a VirtueThe Vigil · John Smith
  2. Give Me a Whoop Whoop If You AgreeMcGee at Large · Mark McGee
  3. A Quiet Flight in Miles CityCellar Notes · Joey the Plug
  4. On the Matter of Tiffany, AgainWhitmore, M.D. · Sarah Whitmore
  5. The Cameras Blink FirstField Notes · Unnamed, Unknown
  6. Acquisitions, Dentist-AdjacentArts & Crafts · Karen
  7. Yes. They Are.Real Psychology · Tera Larsen, Life Coach
  8. What the Pictures Already SaidPlates · Amy Dockery
  9. Shadow People EverywhereField Notes · Unnamed, Unknown

In this issue

The house is awake. The writing is dressed for dinner.

The Vigil

A Signature Is Not a Virtue

On prescription amphetamines, the Wehrmacht, and the lie that only one of these is medicine.

McGee at Large

Give Me a Whoop Whoop If You Agree

On transmissions, federal work, and the constitution of the people handling it.

Cellar Notes

A Quiet Flight in Miles City

On terroir, hospitality, and the Montana school.

Perimetre

“A floodlight is a promise.”

Motion-activated fixtures, hand-finished in brushed bronze.

Maison du Foil

Because signal deserves better.

Heavy-gauge, artisanal, food-safe.

Storrage

Your things, elsewhere.

Climate-controlled units. By appointment. No questions. Ever.