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Wordmark Tee
The magazine on a black shirt. Modern Drunkard energy. Cream ink.
$36.00
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Never Sleeps Free Tee
The price of the digital issue, as a threat.
$36.00
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Whoop Whoop Tee
McGee's sign-off. Nobody can answer a shirt.
$36.00
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Pervitin Historical Tee
Smith's citation. Vintage pharmacy plate, not a pharmacy. A signature is not a virtue.
$38.00
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Amphetamine Tee
What could go wrong? The magazine answers in eight pages.
$36.00
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Shadow People Everywhere Tee
For the ones keeping the ledger at 3 a.m.
$36.00
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The Blinking Light Tee
Is the third way. Read the Field Note before you buy it.
$36.00
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Yes They Are Tee
Tera's whole column, in three words.
$36.00
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PermaTin — Airtight Storage Tin
Heavy-gauge steel, soft-hinged, smell-mindful. For your most important screws, beads, or precisely nothing.
$48.00
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The Modern Drunkard Hoodie
Black, heavyweight, cream embroidery. The magazine you can wear when the house is awake.
$68.00
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Vigilance Dad Hat
Unstructured, washed, low-profile. For people who have definitely heard something outside.
$28.00
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Storrage Canvas Tote
Your things, elsewhere. Heavy canvas, by appointment, no questions ever.
$26.00
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Enamel Pin Set — Foil / Floodlight / Perimetre
Three pins, brushed bronze, hand-finished. A promise in metal.
$18.00
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Heavy Rolling Tray
Black, heavy-gauge, artisanal. Signal deserves better than foil on the kitchen counter.
$32.00
Volume One, Number Two — Print Edition
The Civic Hobbies & Unmarked Vans Issue. 29 pages, Letter, heavy stock. Civic hobbies as tradecraft.
$28.00
Volume One, Number Three — Print Edition
The Evidence, Storage & Airspace Issue. 29 pages, where things go when you move them.
$28.00
Volume One — Complete Print Bundle
All three issues, pressed and shipped together. The quarterly record, held.
$75.00
The Sophisticated Tweaker — Print
Vol. IV, No. 2. Heavy stock. The foil on the spine is a joke and also real.
$28.00
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The archive, the letters, and one extra Smith column a month. Sleep is still not included.
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Not a joke. Ten dollars toward treatment referral. We add 10% of merch on top.
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